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Buy A Chicken Farm
Tired of going to the store for chicken breast? I’m not, because I just bought a hundred acre chicken farm, straight cash. I’ve hired a team of people to get me the freshest chicken every day – and I only eat the breast. The double whammy is that I also get an unlimited supply of egg whites – genius. Why only chickens on a hundred acres? Because then there would be no need for my hundred acre cow farm.
