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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: My Son’s Juicehead Hero

GI Team — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:19:07 +0000

SEASON FINALE: The difference between a father and a dad… even when you are a juicehead.

STORYTIME WITH GREGG VALENTINO: SEASON 3 – Gregg is back with a weekly series showcasing the most insane bodybuilding stories ever told. This just might be his most insane, disgusting, and shocking stories ever told. Hold on tight. Storytime With Gregg airs every Friday.

Lately we’ve had a lot of very intense and scandalous stories from Gregg Valentino. Every time you think he can’t get any crazier – he finds a way to surprise you. But for the season 3 finale of Storytime With Gregg Valentino we decided to end on a more intimate note. A story about a father and a son… even if that father was actually a juicehead at the time.

Gregg Valentino is many things. To some he is “The Man Who’s Arms Exploded,” to others he is “The Ramblin’ Freak,” but to his son he was simply one word: dad. Not everyone has what it takes to be a dad and many people wouldn’t think someone like Gregg, who has been to prison for selling drugs, could be a good father. But just like the way Gregg’s stories can be insane and crazy in ways no one could imagine – so too could Gregg surprise you with a touching story about his dedication to his son and how good of a father he could be.

Forget about the steroids, the guns, and the shit stories – we’re ending off this season with the man Gregg is underneath it all. A good father with one hell of a inspirational story involving baseball and his son. Watch the full episode above.

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: How Gregg Beat Up His Bully

GI Team — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:10:31 +0000

Gregg Valentino used to get bullied a lot. Then he fought back.

We all know Gregg Valentino as a loud mouth in your face person. He can talk a lot – and he’s been through some really tough and insane things. So you might be surprised that when Gregg was very young he was actually a shy and calm kid. The kind of kid that bullies loved to pick on. Gregg had a few moments of being bullied throughout his early years – but there was one bully in particular that beat him up so bad that Gregg literally pissed his pants. It was traumatizing and still shakes him to this day – but like any good Gregg Valentino story… things get interesting. Transforming into the kind of person we know and love, Gregg finds a way to get revenge against his bully in a truly shocking and violent way. We’re not saying to try this at home (even though Gregg thinks it’s totally okay if you do), but check out this crazy story above.

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: “My Daughter Saved My Life”

GI Team — Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:08:37 +0000

A defining moment in Gregg’s life that saved him from a life behind bars.

Gregg Valentino is known for his crazy stories. They are often crazy, violent, and full of low brow humor. It’s easy to forget that these insane stories often involve life threatening events. But the story that Gregg tells in today’s episode highlights just how dangerous his life was – and how everything could have been very different for him today. After a violent home invasion, Gregg was ready to kill a man. Literally – he wanted to commit murder. And if he went through with it his entire life could have been different. He could have been in jail or even worse maybe dead. But in a defining moment everything changed and he made a choice that put him on a path towards the man he is today. Watch the episode of Storytime With Gregg Valentino above and see how his daughter changed his life forever.

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: Another Untold Mike Matarazzo Story

GI Team — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 19:55:35 +0000

Fond memories with Mike Matarazzo continued.

Mike Matarazzo was a beloved and talented bodybuilder that left this world too soon. He was also a friend of Gregg Valentino – and they shared a lot of memories together. The best part about that is the fact that Gregg Valentino loves telling stories so he has a wealth of personal tales involving Matarazzo that most of us have never heard. It’s a nice little way of revealing untold moments with the late legend that can connect us more to his great personality and help celebrate the life he lead before his passing. That’s why Gregg has another story involving Matarazzo that is equal parts funny and touching. A small moment that simply adds to the great legacy that Mike Matarazzo had left behind. Of course, as it’s a Gregg story, it involves Howard Stern, lesbians, and some crazy moments. But it wouldn’t be Storytime With Gregg Valentino without all of that… right? Check it out in the episode above!

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: Steroids, Muscle, & A Little Death

GI Team — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 18:25:27 +0000

The time Gregg Valentino met Little Death.

By now it’s old hat to see Gregg Valentino tell a story about a drug deal gone wrong – but none of those previous stories had Little Death in them. A drug dealer with a serious mean streak in them. Things start off normal for Gregg, delivering some steroids for a drug deal, but then things take an unexpected turn. Pistols, shotguns, men in ski masks, and a blow torch all come into play. Things get loud and violent fast – and suddenly you realize why they call the man Little Death in the first place.

Watch another episode of Storytime With Gregg Valentino above… and remember, don’t try this stuff at home.

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: Bloody Beatdown At A Funeral

GI Team — Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:12:02 +0000

The time Gregg Valentino almost saw a man die at a funeral.

Most of Gregg Valentino’s stories either involve violence, drugs, or shit (literally) – this latest story falls mostly under the violence category though there are some drugs scattered about as well. This might be one of the most violent and insane stories Gregg has ever told. It starts with a death and ends with a bloody brawl at the funeral of said dead man. This brawl has it all – two body guard thugs, a gun, wire-chokers, and a dead body being pulled out of a casket.

Two men almost got buried that day in what many would consider a story so unbelievably crazy that it couldn’t be true. Believe it or not – this is the story Gregg is telling and it is one hell of an entertaining (and sickening) ride. Check it out above!

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: What Do Gregg’s Arms Look Like Now?

GI Team — Fri, 08 Dec 2017 21:58:24 +0000

Gregg Valentino finally shows what his arms look like today… and explains why.

Gregg Valentino has often tried to set the record straight about his arms. Many bodybuilding fans cry “synthol!” when they see the old footage of Gregg with his massive balloon arms. But to this day Gregg has denied it – telling stories of a baseball bat hitting his arm and filling it with blood or another story about an infection in his other arm. Whether you believe him or not is your decision – but in this episode of Storytime with Gregg Valentino, Gregg skips past his explanations you already know (sort of) and jump straight to SHOWING the truth about his arms rather than telling.

It’s no secret that these days Gregg doesn’t show off his arms. He keeps them covered – well he is finally going to show you exactly what it looks like under those sleeves after all these years. What do Gregg’s arms look like today? And WHY do they look like that? Gregg goes into passionate detail about what happens when you build up your arms into massive mounds of muscle only to get old and shrink again.

Gregg gets raw and uncut in a way that is rarely seen – and that says a lot with the kinds of true stories he already tells. Check it out above!

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: Shoe Sniffing, Panties, & The Unstoppable Zombie Dog

GI Team — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 21:21:12 +0000

The great panty robbery.

Gregg Valentino’s stories often involve some sort of robbery, drugs or stealing. But this story might be his greatest caper yet. Not only does it have sex, drugs, and theft – it also has a zombie dog named Sampson. All in an effort to steal a family heirloom from a friend’s estranged brother – Gregg and two pals jump over a fence and break into a mansion… but things fall apart immediately into a cavalcade of debauchery and insanity. Just when you think it can’t get any crazier Gregg finds another story to make your jaw drop. Make sure to stick around until the end… there’s a good twist! Check out the full episode above!

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: Missing Gun And The Robbery Gone Wrong

GI Team — Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:15:22 +0000

Who needs a gun when you can drag a robber down the street from your car?

Gregg Valentino’s stories are so intense and crazy that you wouldn’t be alone if you thought they were fake. But then again – the world is a strange place and Gregg’s personality is the kind that invites insanity openly. Case in point – this story of Gregg getting robbed, a car chase through the streets of New York City, and then ending it all off with Gregg dragging a man from his car into incoming traffic. So how did we even get here with Gregg? We’ll let him do what he does best and tell the story of how exactly he found himself in this kind of situation. We’re happy he did – because now we can hear him tell the story and enjoy it for ourselves. Check it out above!

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Storytime With Gregg Valentino: The Reason Mike Matarazzo Was King Of Gold’s Gym

GI Team — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 22:57:05 +0000

A tribute to a great man and great bodybuilder.

Mike Matarazzo was a bodybuilder well known and held to high regard. Known for his amazing calves – the pro bodybuilder sadly passed away in 2014. Gregg Valentino was someone who had the pleasure of known Mike during his prime and, of course, has some good and memorable stories to tell. True to Gregg Valentino tradition – this story contains farts and some hilariously shocking content… but also showcases the fun loving and good nature of the late Mike Matarazzo.

So let’s celebrate the life lived of this great pro bodybuilder by remembering along with Gregg a story that many probably have never heard – an additional new memory to add to the legacy of Mike Matarazzo. Check it out above!

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