You’re too pampered
I remember telling a friend once that I loved the gym at my old work place because it was dirty, smelly – it had old posters of Arnold and Mr. Olympias of yester-year littered throughout; best of all it was free. Do you want to know what he told me? He said “Yeah but my gym has heated towels…” Really? It’s a gym! you lose fluids, there’s protein farts, you lift till your muscles start to twitch, you get fatigued, there’s nothing high class about it. But hey, if you’d perfer to lay in a hammock and eat soft cheese like a french duke then just join an Equinox. But to me, this makes your gym suck!