Protein is one hell of a drug.
So it seems like the world is starting to a little bit crazy. First Busta Rhymes decides to turn protein into a weapon by throwing a bottle right at the face of another man in the gym – and now the police force in Florida are raiding houses because… well, because they thought a scoop of protein powder was cocaine.
We’re not joking. Spot Me Bro recently reported a botched house raid of a UCF frat house when the cleaning staff called the authorities about a “suspicious white powder.” This lead to road closures and a big police raid of the frat house. The powder was confiscated and tested only to reveal the possible drug was, in fact, protein powder.
Look, we’ve all thought it or made a joke about it. Sure as hell protein powder looks like cocaine. But the joke gets taken to a whole other level when local authorities legit raid a house hoping for a drug bust. Hey, they’re just doing their jobs – but it’s still damn funny.