Buy ESPN
What’s America’s number one sport? You guessed it, bodybuilding! Well, it will be after I own the entire network . I’d buy ESPN and make bodybuilding America’s new favorite pass time. Niche sport no more, college gyms everywhere would be packed with jack monsters working on their delts and traps trying to make it to the pros. Like Phil Heath said – ESPN shows cup stacking competitions over bodybuilding. I’d change that.
